Don’t blink, if you do, you will miss it-the exact moment when Kenya officially becomes a Thuggocracy.
The first wave of this moment was the still inexplicable tiff between Hassan Joho and the President.
It is only in a thuggocracy where you have 20,000 aspirants for 2,500 elective positions. Unless of course you believe a fervor for public service has swept over the land.
If it’s any comfort at least we have standards: No Mungiki were allowed to even participate in the nominations so there is hope. Ann Waiguru got a certificate of good conduct but hey…
Personal ROTFL moment: Mohammed Ali thinking he would be given a fair shake at the Nyali parliamentary seat. Did he honestly think the Puruwanja la Mihadrati crowd would let him win a seat in their backyard?
This nomination period represents the formal takeover of this country by the thuggocratic class; and no single race illustrates this phenomenon than the race for the Nairobi Gubernatorial race within the Jubilee Party.
I have spent the last four months listening on in this race and I still do not get it. At what point do we evaluate Peter Kenneth and Sonko on the same scale?
Wait a minute. Hear me out.
For 10 years Peter Kenneth was the standard of leadership in this country. While most MPs blew their CDF allocations on pot bellies, STIs and a 100 school desks for the entire constituency; he presided over a well-run program with tangible projects and results. And despite what Miguna Miguna says the character and performance of CDF is a reflection on the MP.
For 10 years Sonko has been the standard of jester-ship in Kenya; a proven disappointment in speech and action. And now we want to hand him the keys to the capital of Kenya, 60% of the GDP, 40 Billion shillings a year and 4 million residents to lead.
The truth is none of these two men have changed: PK is still who he was and Sonko is still the same.
What changed? How did we get here?
5 or 10 years ago Sonko would not have the chutzpah to pull this move but the thuggofication of our politics has made him bold. Look at Kiambu County where voters have a choice between William Kabogo and Ferdinand Waititu.
If you listen to Sonko keenly you will notice he does not make a leadership claim for Nairobi. According to him Nairobi is his reward for crying with the President at an unspecified date in 2013.
He does not talk about service delivery, or vision or a plan. He has tried to address this by throwing out names of ‘heavy hitters’ to deputise him. At the weekend he claimed Chris Kirubi would be his economic advisor- DJ CK politely declined.
John Gakuo and Jimnah Mbaru have also been mentioned as potential Deputy GOvernors. The fact that Sonko himself feels unqualified and needs to compensate with a capable deputy is all Nairobi voters need to know. Let us be honest with each other; even if we got Obama to be Sonko’s deputy- that would not gurantee good leadership.
The Deputy Governor has no powers, and even if Sonko got the best advisors in the world ultimately he would have to make the decisions; he would have to set the vision and take a direction. If he is going to let the advisors and technocrats run the city, a citizen might ask, why do we need him? What happens when advisor A and B come to him with different analyses?
A lot of people claim rightly that Sonko is a generous man. He helps people. Applause. This makes him a philanthropist not a leader. When Sonko runs a treatment camp at Nyayo Stadium during the doctors strike- he is operating in the charity space. He is no different from the Missionaries or other do gooders. Its also great PR but it certainly is not government.
Governing people is about systems, policies, programs and deployment of resources. The 4 million residents of Nairobi cannot all get sorted on a case by case basis; a broken leg here, an eviction there, a fire there.
From what I can gather PK’s crime was that he run for President, and lost. And then he retreated to private life with a scattering of public comment mostly via social media and newspaper articles. On his facebook page the no 1 question is where have you been? Does that really matter? What is the correct answer to that question? What does that tell us?
Isn’t the more important question: What can you for do Nairobi?
I think it should be.